Hi! It says here I'm Jane, but you know that's not true. You want to know my name? Just ask. Don't be shy. You might be embarrassed to have a dialogue with me, or maybe I'm embarrassed. But I promise you, you won't regret it when you meet me. You've never met a girl like me. I will be a beautiful start to your day or a nice ray of light in your brilliant day. All I want is for you to be happy.